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Asking for clarification

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Given the ambiguity in the user’s request, it’s best to clarify what they want: whether it's a translation, context, or a witty reply. I could briefly provide both a translation and context options. I could explain this humorous caption: [[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot;蓄发哥[[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot; is a meme about a Manchester United fan who vowed to grow his hair until United wins ten in a row, or maybe to cut it when they win. To be safe, I should ask a quick clarifying question with options for assistance. I could also consider running a network search if necessary, but it seems manageable.Clarifying user needs

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I need to answer by asking, [[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot;Do you want a translation, some cultural context, or a witty reply?[[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot; I'll provide a quick translation: [[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot;Aston Villa's social admin mocks Man United's 'long-hair bro': Ten wins in a row! Enough time for that guy to get two haircuts.[[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot; Then, I should give a brief context: [[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot;Aston Villa has recently achieved ten straight wins,[[NEWS.CONTENT_HTML]]quot; referencing the previous player who said he wouldn't cut his hair until his team won. To play it safe, I’ll avoid assumptions and offer to craft three witty responses in different tones: friendly, spicy, and neutral. Lastly, I should ask about their preferred platform and language for the response.